My girlfriend and I lodged at the Turks & Caicos Club for a week in Feb'06. Our pedigree consists of the Cuisinart in Anguilla, Hilton Hawaiian Village, Elbow Beach Bermuda, the House & Sandy Lane in Barbados, Rivera Mayan, Ocean Club Bahamas, D.Republic, Canouan Island, Puerto Rico, Europe & various Ritz Carltons.
Now it wasn't bad, but not 5 star as we thought. The price that was paid, even though the whole island is expensive, is not worth the $ paid. The reason is that a 5* hotel/resort should have more to offer than this place. There are several conditions that make a hotel/resort a 5* and this place falls short. The service, amenities & facilities were not up to par.
The positives: the dinner at Simba, the daily full American breakfast, the free & timely airport transfers, the best beach along that stretch, the overall quiet nature of the place, & the friendly staff.
The grounds, while not expansive, are nice and very well kept. The beach however should be raked to get rid of seaweed that washes up onshore due to sea conditions. None of the resorts on that stretch of beach seem to tailor their beaches either although theres nothing wrong with being the lone dissenter.
The gym while not decrepit was also not indicitive of a 5* hotel. While not horrible, it had the feel of an exercise room found in many 3* hotels. Needs an upgrade.
The bathroom, while nice, is not of 5* quality. It was on the small side but in good condition. It was a nice touch to have a vanity sink with drawers & cabinets for storage. When you're staying for a week it helps improve the comfortability factor. While the tub/shower combo was in good condition you still need a seperate shower & tub to help elevate the room to 5* status.
The staff while nice, weren't of 5* quality either. It was extremely uncomfortable to have the whole place shut down after a certain time. Reception closes at 8pm. Unacceptable!! In case of emergency you are on your own. Ive never been to a hotel/resort that has no reception/desk person after a certain time. What, people dont need service, have questions etc, after 8pm? Very uncomfortable situation and i'm a grown man who can take care of himself. Once we ordered a drink from the bar and the attendant actually had the temerity to tell us that it was raining!? So what, service stops because of rain now? Also not a response you would expect from a 5* resort. The receptionist one day lied about doing something as simple as calling us our cab, and then scrambled to get him to the hotel to make our dinner reservation on time, which we did not. Then she placed blame on the poor guy which made it worse for me. How hard is it to call a cab, isn't that in her job description? The beach staff did not ask us daily if we wanted drinks, once in 6 days spent on the beach.
The restaurant Simba was good the one time we ate there. The complaints were three, first the unecessary surcharge after 6pm. Why does a $14 pizza at 2pm become a $20 pizza after 6pm? Does it cost 6 extra dollars to make? Secondly, there was no food available between 2:30 & 6pm. That alone forces you to patronize other resorts & restaurants, even if you just want to rest & relax between those hours. Thirdly, there is no 24hr room service, the restaurant shuts after dinner and you're stuck. Some sort of room service menu, 24hs or not also helps elevate a resort to 5* status.
The housekeeping & turndown service was excellent. No sooner than I put the service room sign on the door, housekeeping was in the room. Plenty of towels but a bit stingy on the shower gel. I don't care that it's Bvlgari, for almost $600 a night make sure I get some every day.
The last complaint was the Romantic Cruise which was the deciding factor in booking this place. A cruise with 30+ other people, plus kids! Not romantic, and I could've booked that excursion myself.
All of these service issues & we're paying a $50 service charge on top of the price & gov't tax? Sorry Rebecca, but with that extra surcharge tacked on to an already high room rate you need to be paying your workers a little bit more. Set a standard.
WHEN YOU'RE SPENDING $5000 OR MORE YOU SHOULD NOT BE UNHAPPY WITH YOUR HOTEL/RESORT, NOT IN THE LEAST BIT. WE CAN DEFINITELY SAY THAT WE WERE DISAPPOINTED AND WILL NOT BE BACK AT THE Turks & Caicos Club!!
p.s. For fun walk down the beach and see different resorts. You absolutely must go to BEACHES and observe their beach chairs. They are ABSOLUTELY FILTHY. I would'nt sit on them with two towels on them. Even the dark blue chairs were dirt stained. It's a disgrace and unsanitary on a bacterial level. Beach chairs should be soaped and/or steamed sometimes, theirs are never cleaned. Beware for your kids.
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